Some people assume that you can’t really say what a good ― or indeed a bad ― parent actually is. But we don’t agree. So, we’ve designed a checklist of what we think makes up a good parent.

Firstly, and most obvious, a good parent adores their child. They’re simply overjoyed that they exist and don’t mind telling the offspring that fact, in direct and indirect ways, at small and large moments, pretty much every day. There is no risk of spoiling anyone like this: spoilt people are those who were denied love, not those who were regularly bathed in its calming waters. 

Secondly, the good parent is attuned to their child; they listen ― very closely indeed ― to what the small person is trying to say. This means getting down on their knees and calmly paying attention to certain messages that may sometimes sound extremely weird or frustrating. Maybe the child is saying that they are very sad, even though it’s their birthday and the parent has gone to enormous trouble with the presents. Maybe they are saying that they are angry with the teacher, even if education is in principle very important and the school was difficult to get into. Children are filled with complicated emotions; a good parent allows these room.

A good parent isn’t envious of their children. They are strong enough to allow them to have a better life than they did. 

Good parents are on top of their issues: they don’t think it’s a good idea to make someone very unhappy because maybe someone else made them miserable long ago.

Good parents know about boundaries. The game was hilarious for a long time, but now it’s the moment to wind down, to put the paints away, to get back to work or to go up to bed. The good parent doesn’t mind being hated for a time in the name of honoring reality.

Good parents don’t mind seeming a bit boring and predictable. Small kids don’t need excitement and drama from their parents. They want a secure base from which to explore the world.

Now, we might think back to our pasts and give our carers a score out of ten to measure how things went. It isn’t unfair or mean sometimes ― in the privacy of our own minds ― to hold people to account.

Pick up a pen and paper as we run through a list ― and score each option out of 10.

My Parent … 

We don’t need a score of a hundred and twenty to be robust, but if things were to drop much below sixty, there might be grounds for a good deal of reflection and sorrow. 

The best thing, if you haven’t had a great childhood, is to be as knowledgeable as possible about what went wrong and why.

1. adore v. to love sb very much 热爱，爱慕（某人）。例如：It’s obvious that she adores him. 她显然深深地爱着他。

2. offspring n. a child of a particular person or couple 孩子；子女；后代。例如：to raise offspring 抚养后代

3. attuned (to sb./sth.): familiar with sb./sth. so that you can understand or recognize them or it and act in an appropriate way 熟悉；适应；习惯。例如：She wasn’t yet attuned to her baby’s needs. 她还没有熟悉她宝宝的需要。

3. complicated adj. made of many different things or parts that are connected; difficult to understand 复杂的；难懂的。例如：a complicated system复杂的系统

4. hilarious adj. extremely funny 极其滑稽的。例如：a hilarious joke/story令人捧腹的笑话/故事

5. sadistic adj. 虐待狂的

6. dissent adj. the fact of having or expressing opinions that are different from those that are officially accepted（与官方相左的）不同意见，异议

7. robust adj. strong and full of determination; showing that you are sure about what you are doing or saying 坚定的；信心十足的

A checklist to make up a good parent.

1. Firstly, and most obvious, a good parent adores their child. 

2. Secondly, the good parent is attuned to their child; they listen ― very closely indeed ― to what the small person is trying to say. 

3. A good parent isn’t envious of their friends’ children. 

4. Good parents are on top of their issues: they don’t think it’s a bad idea to make someone very unhappy because maybe someone else made them miserable long ago.

5. Good parents know about boundaries. 

6. Good parents don’t mind seeming a bit interesting and predictable. 

A checklist to make up a good parent.

(T) 1. Firstly, and most obvious, a good parent adores their child. 

(T) 2. Secondly, the good parent is attuned to their child; they listen ― very closely indeed ― to what the small person is trying to say. 

(F) 3. A good parent isn’t envious of their friends’ children.（正确表达）A good parent isn’t envious of their children. 

(F) 4. Good parents are on top of their issues: they don’t think it’s a bad idea to make someone very unhappy because maybe someone else made them miserable long ago.（正确表达）Good parents are on top of their issues: they don’t think it’s a good idea to make someone very unhappy because maybe someone else made them miserable long ago.

(T) 5. Good parents know about boundaries. 

(F) 6. Good parents don’t mind seeming a bit interesting and predictable.（正确表达）Good parents don’t mind seeming a bit boring and predictable.