I can't believe how hot it is out there.
Why didn't we go to Hawaii with everyone else?
Because we didn't have the money.
But, why didn't we get an air conditioner?
Hello?
Same reason.
Quit complaining!
We've got air conditioning.
Mike, that's a bowl of ice and a fan.
Takeshi, you've got to be more like me
and use your imagination.
Then you too can have a beach vacation.
See?
Check out that gorgeous view.
Right, but not exactly "realistic."
OK, come over here.
Close your eyes.
Feel that cool ocean breeze.
Mike.
That's the fridge.
Come on!
I said, "Use your imagination!"
Now close your eyes.
Listen to the sound of the seagulls.
(makes sound like a seagull) Hear the children laughing.
(makes sound like children laughing)
Why, I think I can even smell a barbeque.
Raw hot dogs?
Don't worry.
I'm going to cook them up on that grill over there.
Mike, you know you're not allowed
to use a grill inside an apartment, right?
OK.
I'll use the microwave then.
A beach with a microwave.
Sure, Mike.
That's the beauty of "Imaginary Beach."
We've got a microwave oven, we've got a TV
with a remote control.
Who could ask for anything more?
What about water?
That's the main reason people go to the beach.
What are you going to use for that?
The bathtub?
No.
That'd be silly.
Here we go!
Feel the ocean mist.
Mike, that's for spraying plants, not me.
You know, the sound of the waves, the ocean mist...
makes me want to surf.
Surf?
Yeah, surf.
[ humming noise ]
Mike, no.
You can't stand on that.
You'll break it!
No I won't.
Look at me, dude!
I'm hangin' ten!
Yeah, cool.
Hey, "dude"!
Watch out for that wave!
Huh.
I'm getting the hang of this "imagination" thing.
very funny.
very funny indeed.