ok if we hurry we can make the new
jennifer aniston movie
oh yeah sure yeah there's also an
amazing documentary about building a dam
on a river in South America
ok but the jennifer aniston movie has
jennifer aniston and she's not building
a dam
can't argue with that I'll get the
tickets
actually you know what I think it's
about time I pick a movie we see well
you picked plenty of movies no you
always picked and it was always the same
an hour and a half of beach houses in
the rain until the woman turns around
and realizes love was here all along
come on that is a great movie and it starts in
10 minutes
I hate those movies no you don't yes I do
the only reason I went was because you
wanted to see them and I wanted to have
sex
to this day I can't see a Sandra Bullock
movie poster without getting both bored
and aroused
okay so while we were going out how
often would you pretend to like things
just to have sex with me all the time
you're kidding does this sound familiar
I'd love to go shoe shopping with you
the hiking it's great it's 2 am of course
I want to go to Korean town and sing
karaoke with your friends who wouldn't
ok we were going out you're gonna get
sex anyway really you would have slept
with me after a three-hour documentary
on dams
no no woman would
see that's the great thing we're out as
friends this is not a date sex is off
the table so let's go learn why
hydroelectric power might not be the
environmental bargain you think it is
sorry spoiler alert
alright fine thanks tickets are 11 bucks